World's oldest dog The oldest dog ever on records was an Australian cattle-dog. He was famous all over the world by the name of Bluey. He left this world only after crossing the age of 29.

Amazing Facts About Dogs

  • All dogs, be it a Dachshund or a Poodle, are direct descendants of wolves. They all can mate together as they are of the same species however different they might look.
  • Dogs cannot see color as clearly as we do. They might identify a slight color difference but cannot see and distinguish the exact color.
  • There are a few breeds of dogs who can sense smell as high as one million times greater than us.
  • A dog can hear sounds 250 yards away which is 100 times greater than humans. On an average, human beings can hear upto 25 yards.
  • The gestation period in dogs is about 60 days.
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  • Dogs have been used inhumanly in various wars. In World War II the USSR used to send dogs around the area of German tanks with land mines tied upon them.
  • On an average, the life span of a dog is around 15-16 years.
  • The normal body temperature for a dog is 101.2 degrees Fahrenheit.
  • It is natural for young puppy to chew on to whatever comes in their way. So, they should never be reprimanded. Just make sure that you give them the right object to chew on to.
  • Dogs are able to see much better in dim light than humans are.
  • Almost all dogs are capable of attacking livestock. This is because they primarily belonged to the species of wolf.
  • Usually a killer dog operates in a group or at least a couple. Though sometimes the killer may also operate singlehandedly.
  • A puppy's eyes do not open until it is 10 to 15 days old. And until it has grown about four weeks, it cannot seee properly.
  • When puppies are born, their senses are not properly developed. They cannot even hear, see or smell properly till they are a few days old.
  • Since dogs have descended from Wolves, they have a natural instinct to follow their pack leader. Usuallly the dog treats it's owner as the pack leader and follows it's commands.
  • Although a dog might be jealous of a new puppy in the beginning this usually passes quickly since dogs are social animals.
  • Dogs are loyal to owners not because they give him the food to eat but because of the respect and companionship you give them.
  • Dogs area social animals and do not like to stay alone. One trick could be to leave your radio or your television set open if ever you have to go out leaving your dog alone.
  • Dogs have twice as many muscles for moving their ears as humans.
  • A dog's nose is a multipurpose weapon with him. Apart from being used as a sniffing agent, it is also useful for cooling his body as the holes inside his nose helps him to release heat.
  • Dogs and cats turn in circles before lying down because in the wild this instinctive action turns long grass into a bed.
  • In terms of humans, a one-year-old dog is equivalent to a 15 year-old human.
  • Dogs' have a great biological clock. They might not look into the watch but they can sense exactly what time do you return home from work up to the exact minute.
  • Q: Why was the hungry dog holding his tail?
  • A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
  • Q: What is the favourite destination of a dog?
  • A: New Yorkie!
  • Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
  • A: Growlcho Marx!
  • Q: What's expected if the dog went to the flea circus?
  • A: He stole the show!
  • Q: Why does the poodle bite the woman's ankle?
  • A: Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher!
  • Q: Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
  • A: In the mush room!
  • Q: Why does the snowman named his dog Frost?
  • Because frost bites!
  • Q: When will a stray dog walk into your house?
  • A: When the door is open!
  • Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
  • A: Because they have two left feet!
  • What is the favorite sport of a dog?
  • A: Formula 1 drooling!
  • Q: What do you get if you take a large dog out for a walk?
  • A: A Great Dane out!
  • Q: Where does a Rottweiller usually sit in the cinema?
  • A: Anywhere it wants to!
  • Q: Which breed of dog a Dracula will most likely to have?
  • A: A bloodhound!
  • Q: What is a dog's favorite food?
  • A: Everything on your plate!
  • Q: Which type of dog would you like to eat?
  • A: A hot dog!
  • Q: What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
  • A sausage dog!
  • Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
  • A: You can step in a poodle!
  • Q: What happens to the dog whose favorite food was garlic?
  • A: His bark was much worse than it's bite!
  • Q: What is the most loved flower of a dog?
  • A: Anything in your garden!
  • Q: What dog wears contact lenses?
  • A: A cock-eyed spaniel!
  • Q: What's a dog favorite hobby?
  • A: Collecting fleas!
  • Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
  • A: That hit the spots!
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?
  • A: I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
  • Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?
  • A: Cats can't drive!
  • Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
  • A: A mutt in a rut!
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?
  • A: A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!
  • Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
  • A: A jolly collie!
  • Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
  • A: A dingo-ling!
  • Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
  • A: A shampoodle!
  • Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
  • A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!
  • Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
  • A: Wire haired terriers!!
  • Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
  • A: Any kind of bloodhound!
  • Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
  • A: A bud hound!
  • What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?
  • A: Chump chops!
  • Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life?
  • A: Just one, the moulting season!
  • Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
  • A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!
  • Q: Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?
  • A: Because they mess up the whole house!
  • Q: How do you stop a dog smelling?
  • A: Put a peg on it's nose!
  • Q: What is the best time to take a Rottweiler for a walk?
  • A: Any times he wants to!
  • Q: When is a black dog not a black dog?
  • A: When it's a greyhound!
  • Q: What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
  • A: Hush puppies!
  • Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
  • A: Slush puppies!
  • What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
  • A: Cockerpoodledoo!
  • Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
  • A: A shaggy dogs tale!
  • Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
  • A: Because its hard to run in squares!
  • Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
  • A: Terrier-fied!
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone?
  • A: A golden receiver!
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
  • A: Dingo Starr!
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
  • A: The collie wobbles!
  • Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
  • A: A dusky husky!
  • What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
  • A: He gets splinters in his mouth!
  • Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?
  • A: A bull dog!
  • Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
  • A: A guard dog!
  • Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?
  • A: A plain clothes police dog!
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?
  • A: Rid of the dog!
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?
  • A: A computer with a lot of bites!






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