World's oldest dog The oldest dog ever on records was an Australian cattle-dog. He was famous all over the world by the name of Bluey. He left this world only after crossing the age of 29.
Dog Jokes
Q: Why was the hungry dog holding his tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Q: What is the favourite destination of a dog?
A: New Yorkie!
Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
Q: What's expected if the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q: Why does the poodle bite the woman's ankle?
A: Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher!
Q: Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
A: In the mush room!
Q: Why does the snowman named his dog Frost?
Because frost bites!
Q: When will a stray dog walk into your house?
A: When the door is open!
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
What is the favorite sport of a dog?
A: Formula 1 drooling!
Q: What do you get if you take a large dog out for a walk?
A: A Great Dane out!
Q: Where does a Rottweiller usually sit in the cinema?
A: Anywhere it wants to!
Q: Which breed of dog a Dracula will most likely to have?
A: A bloodhound!
Q: What is a dog's favorite food?
A: Everything on your plate!
Q: Which type of dog would you like to eat?
A: A hot dog!
Q: What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
A sausage dog!
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
Q: What happens to the dog whose favorite food was garlic?
A: His bark was much worse than it's bite!
Q: What is the most loved flower of a dog?
A: Anything in your garden!
Q: What dog wears contact lenses?
A: A cock-eyed spaniel!
Q: What's a dog favorite hobby?
A: Collecting fleas!
Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?
A: I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?
A: Cats can't drive!
Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
A: A mutt in a rut!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?
A: A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!
Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
A: A jolly collie!
Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A: A dingo-ling!
Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!
Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!
Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire haired terriers!!
Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
A: Any kind of bloodhound!
Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A: A bud hound!
What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?
A: Chump chops!
Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life?
A: Just one, the moulting season!
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!
Q: Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?
A: Because they mess up the whole house!
Q: How do you stop a dog smelling?
A: Put a peg on it's nose!
Q: What is the best time to take a Rottweiler for a walk?
A: Any times he wants to!
Q: When is a black dog not a black dog?
A: When it's a greyhound!
Q: What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
A: Hush puppies!
Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A: Cockerpoodledoo!
Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A: A shaggy dogs tale!
Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because its hard to run in squares!
Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
A: Terrier-fied!
Q: What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone?
A: A golden receiver!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
A: Dingo Starr!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
A: The collie wobbles!
Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
A: A dusky husky!
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
A: He gets splinters in his mouth!
Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?
A: A bull dog!
Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A: A guard dog!
Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?
A: A plain clothes police dog!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?
A: Rid of the dog!
Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?
